Thursday, August 26, 2010

How can THIS be a crime?

Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic CrimeCincinnati woman was caught multitasking herself in Pontiac

"The Smoking Gun" AUGUST 25 - A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.

Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.

She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released.

It's just one more sad example of singling out a black person for doing what made her happy. I thought that the Constitution guaranteed people the right for the pursuit of happiness!

While it is a crime in Ohio, it's not a crime in Chicago (thank God)!


  1. Hahaha I saw this today - absolutely priceless. Some people are their own worst nightmares...

  2. She sounds like a great girl to invite to a party.