Save Alvin Greene
Today a Richland County, South Carolina grand jury indicted wronged Democratic Party U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene on a felony charge for disseminating, producing or promoting obscenity, in addition to a misdemeanor charge of communicating obscene materials to a person without consent.
Alvin Greene is the only hope for a Democratic victory for the US Senate in South Carolina in November. At the moment he has been indicted, but not convicted.
President Obama needs to PARDON AL GREENE before he is convicted to preserve his chance for victory over the incumbent, Jim DeMint.
Despite his pending charges, the 32-year-old unemployed military vet managed to catapult himself into national headlines after winning an unexpected spot on South Carolina's U.S. Senate ticket as a Democratic candidate.
The President is also both a Democrat and a black man. He needs to step up and save Alvin Greene!
I've already been working on the molds for making the Alvin Greene action figures that will save our economy. If The Man is able to keep Future Senator Alvin Green from becoming Current Senator Alvin Greene, nobody will want any Alvin Greene action figures. The economy will get even worse, we'll all end up living on ramen and gruel, and I'll be stuck with some unused Alvin Greene action figure molds. We can't let this happen!!1!
ReplyDeleteInnominatus, you're one of those people who understands both the nature of the American economy and the vital need for Alvin Greene action figures will play in our recovery. Liberals are always so much smarter than conservatives.
ReplyDeleteIf we save Alvin Greene, we're saving the economy. I'm thrilled that you're already working on saving America through producing these molds.
Now we need to hope that our beloved leader, President Obama, will pardon Alvin Greene so he can go on to be Senator Greene - and who knows, maybe one day he'll be president in the Obama mold.