MSNBC Focus

Finally MSNBC has focused on matters that impact America. The last time they did that, it was a discussion of Sarah Palin's breast size and now they are obsessing about Senate Candidate (Del) Christine O'Donnell, rumored to masturbate and to have sex with men.

While some media outlets seem to be focused on paltry matters of jobs, the faltering American economy, radical islam and the Ground Zero Victory Mosque, terrorism, tax policy, or the fine job that my man Barack Obama is doing in the White House, MSNBC has disclosed that in 2004, Christine O'Donnell said that she'd had sex. The New York Times, America's source for the truth seconded MSNBC.